CAT QUOTATIONS AND OTHER STUFF
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What Cats know about Living the Good Life
Act nonchalant
Be comfortable
Control yourself
Discriminate
Explore
Fake what you don't know
Grab at passing opportunities
Have moments of wild abandon
Ignore the ignorant
Jog in your sleep
Knead people
Let it all hang out
Make friends with your neighbors
Nap often
Overstep Boundaries
Play with your food
Quit while you're winning
Return to your favorite places
See things others don't
Take your time
Understand Human limitations
View things from more than one perspective
Wait at least 60 seconds before responding
X-pect only the Best
Yawn and stretch at regular intervals
ZZZZzzzzz in the sunshine
Here's what some Famous People think about Cats!
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
" -- Albert Schweitzer
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become
its visible soul." -- Jean Cocteau
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." -- Leonardo da Vinci
"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave
of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." --
Mark Twain
Clever Cat Quotes
Clever Sig. Line eaten by cats
Kat Fu: The martial art of cat bathing.
Laptop: Where my cats sleep.
Purrrrranoia - The feeling that your cat is up to something
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats!
There are many intelligent species in the universe;
They all own cats.
Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat.
Man can not live on starlight alone; that's why he needs cats!
Every dog has his day...but the nights belong to us cats!
I got rid of the kids--the cat was allergic.
The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.
Cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same.
And God said, "LET THERE BE CATS!"...and was ignored.
Cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe.
I understand life and the universe. Cats are beyond me.
Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
Herding cats is easier than moderating.....
My cat had puppies, so I spayed the cricket.
Dance like a butterfly. Sting like a cat.
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on
Cats are magical...the more you pet them the longer you both live.
Do cats have dimples?
Cats: Good for dusting high places.
Rude Awakening: A cats tongue across your eyelid
The only self-cleaning thing around here is the cat.
MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats and dogs)
What do you mean you formatted the cat?
Plug mouse into port. No mouse, used cat.
No port, used vodka. Cat happy
I'm morphing cats in another window.
Great! My cat has been cashing my reality checks again!
If cats had wings there would be no ducks in the lake.
When the cat barks at midnight, the duck walks alone.
Women are like cats. You just think they're yours.
If you don't give cats milk, they turn back into dragons.
Is that a hairball in your tagline or is the cat back?
If you buttered the cat's back what side would he land on?
How do you get Cat Hair out of a Hard Drive?
Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they will pee on your keyboard.
No, you stupid cat! Get away from my keyboa - NO CARRIER
iT's HarD tO tYPe WHilE cHoKinG a cAT!.
More Cute Cat Quotes
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
One cat just leads to another.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message
and get back to you later
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to
a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who
suffered from insomnia.
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
music and cats.
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends
with strange cats.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
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